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And Tilda wakes up in front of a gate guarding a red zany utopia behind it.
Tilda: Vat zee...hell? Zis doesn't look like zee hell I'fe peen to, how is zere ein city like mein vorld? Zis must pe zome zort of hallucinazion.
The gates then open to show more of the strange city behind it...
Tilda: Well, I won't find the answers just standing here. Nor about how to get out of here! Let's see what this Hell has to offer.
A few minutes of wandering later in an alleyway...
Tilda: Vell, zis hell does haffe ein lot to offer, und zo do zeze scum. As if I'fe peen through enough to puy drugs, let alone bay for zex.
Und zis is zee last time I effer take ein route through smelly Halleyvays like zis one.
???: Oh it'll definitely be your last, sugar tits!
Demons come out of the shadows with knives and bats
Demon: My my, A nun in hell. Not only that, a sexy HUMAN nun! Our gang could use you for our bangs, and we outta punish you badly for knee-ing down for that holy fuckhead!
Tilda: Yep, zame old hell. Put I'm alvays brepared for vu horned fuckers vith mein veabons. Pring it!
(Mini-game) Same as Hellbound Boobies 2, after wave 2 Tilda resorts to using her knife.
And after the final wave, static sounds ...
Tilda: Vere's zat coming from? Is zere ein proken tff zomevere here?
Then a tall red tuxedo-wearing figure comes out.
???: Well I don't wanna sound like a broken record or anything....
Tilda: I'm...zenzing ein Himmenze bover from vu. Put zat doesn't scare me enough to not kill vu!
With the tall man as the final boss, you're attacks won't do damage and he beats you until your health reaches low, you faint. (End of Mini-game and scene)
Then Tilda wakes up on a bed in a red room in pain bandaged up.
Tilda: Hng...Dear kod. Arh ! Mein pody hurts. Zat tall deer Hasschole really kaffe it to me, put didn't kill me?
Vait, vere am I anyvay? Vas it really chust ein dream?
Then a blonde, red-cheeked girl in a red tuxedo comes in with a tray of food.
Girl: (Gasp) You're awake! Are you better now? You were really hurt when we took you in a few hours ago.
Tilda pulls the scissors from the desk and points at her with it: PACK OFF DEMON!! Tell me vat I'm doing here und vat vu did to me vile I vas out!
Girl: Wait stop! I didn't do anything bad to you and I won't! My friend Alastor messed you up really bad but not enough to kill you, so we took you in and treated your wounds. (Well I did)
Tilda: Cut zee schit! Ein demon peing nice is pullschit und zo is your sdory, I know vu did zomezing to me. Zo vat is it!?
Girl: I swear nothing! I get you're a demon hunter but please listen to what I have to say! I'm the princess of hell, a demon, but I believe in redemption in everyone, that's why I built this hotel you're in. I want to see people change for the better, and I know you can change too.
Tilda: I did change, und zo did mein life after zee fucking demon-lord killed mein kang! Und zo, I'fe trained to get mein reffenge on zat scum-pag. Und I failed once, und I von't akain!
Girl: Dealing with loss is hard, but you shouldn't live your life grieving like this if it's almost getting you killed. You must've gotten the impression that all demons are bad, but believe me when I say I'm sorry for your loss.
So please just rest and let me help you?
Tilda: Fine...put if vu dare do zomezing to me like curzing, I'm cutting your head off!
Girl: Great! I'm Charlie Magne by the way! I hope you'll love it here in the Hazbin Hotel!
Tilda: Tilda Fon Titantanks, und I hobe vu'll fix me up fasder pefore I loze mein badience.
After a few hours...
Charlie: And that's the Hazbin Hotel tour! What'd you think of it so far?
Tilda: Zee par is zee clozest zing I like in zis schit-hole.
Charlie: Alright, I know you hate it down here, but please lighten up. We give you kindness so we expect some back!
Tilda: Look, I'm not here on facazion. I need to get pack to mein vorld, demons haffe taken offer und zey need me to kill zem!
Charlie: What really!? How?
Tilda: Zee church decited to oben ein bordal to nekodiate vith zee demons to rid of zee bantemic. Put zey vere plind und zee deffil prought his army up und took offer!
Charlie: Oh satan, that's REALLY horrible! Tell you what, I know of way to get you back into the normal world, but you can't anyone else.
My father can get you back, but you must give him certain objects he desires as offerings. I think I saw my friends in this hotel with them, try to persuade them into you the objects without telling them about the secret. Got it?
Tilda: Hmmm...Zat zounds reazonaple, vat are zey anyvay?
Charlie: His favorite drink, favorite drug, and my mom's perfume, and a magic staff that controls most demons.
Tilda: Fine, I'll take zat up vith your friends if zey haffe zem. Not like it'll pe eazy to find zem in zis schit-hole.
Charlie: Have you not been paying attention to the tour? And stop calling it that!
Speaking of which, until you have all the objects, I suggest staying here for a few days.
Tilda: Ein FEW DAYS!? I told vu I'm not here for ein facazion! Mein vorld needs me to kill zee demons up zere!
Charlie: I know, but time doesn't exist here, so I'm sure you'll go back up there and finish what you started without the cause becoming any worse.
Tilda: Hmm..I'll take your vord on it.
(Map) shows parts of the hotel that indicates the places of demons who have the objects, with one unlockable if you fuck the first 3 demons.
with a number of days that goes down after fucking one of the demons. (only for the demons you didn't fuck yet)
1: Husk
At the hotel bar...
Tilda: Hey vu, Pird-Cat! Vu might haffe ein drink I need for...zomezing. Do vu haffe it or not?
Husk (drunk): Hold those tits girl, I might give you need IF (hic), you don't mind giving me what I need. hehe
Tilda: CHust giffe me zee drink, along vith zome viskey. Unless vu vanna end up neudered!
Husk: Aight aight sugar tits, here. It tasted like ass anyway. And your cup of whiskey.
Tilda: Kood, vu von't end up vith one of your pottles smasched on your face Hafterall.
(Tilda drinks the whiskey)
Tilda: Kah! Va...did vu do to zee...viskey?!
Husk: Wha? Just a little aphrodisiac! You were kinda playing hard to get so it was nessecary.
Tilda: (moan) Damn...vu...I'll... (moan) let..Vu...(moan) FUCK ME!
Husk: Now THAT's more like it, go ahead and make yourself more confortable.
(Sex scene) https://us.rule34.xxx//images/3274/803b ... eg?3684167
(Afterwards)
Tilda: Agh..damn it vat habened, mein head hurts.
Husk: Guess you can't take Hell's alcohol after all.
Tilda: (I know he did zomezing, put I don't know vat?)
2: Vaggie
(Her and Charlie in the room discussing their relationship)
Tilda: Am I Hinterrubting zomezing vith vu tvo?
Charlie: Oh no, sorry. We were just discussing something important, nothing you have to worry about.
By the way, this is Vaggie, my girlfriend. She was untrusting about you at first, but I told her we're cool and you've decided to stay for a while.
Vaggie: I'm still am, she's a DEMON hunter! She'll kill us without any of us knowing when she gets the chance.
Tilda: Calm dovn, I'm not Hinterested in zee demons of zis hell. Zey'fe schovn to not pe fery "taking offer zee vorld" tybe.
Vaggie: I'm still keeping my eye on you, just until you leave. Maybe leave your weapons somewhere instead of carrying them everywhere you go.
Tilda: Vu can't pe too careful, zis is sdill hell afder all. Alzo, do vu haffe ein cerdain Hopchect like berfume berhaps? I'll uhh...need zomezing Hactually kood to smell.
Vaggie: Well, yeah I did found this certain perfume that does luscious smell. But after seeing your body, I'm impressed. So I'll give it for one proposition...
Me and Charlie haven't been having much sex lately since we had this hotel, with Charlie being busy a lot and it having an effect on our relationship. So we were thinking about showing our love for each other before you came in, so how about we turn it into a threesome? Just to relieve the sexual frustration I've been building up.
Tilda: How am I not zurbrized. Vell, in zat caze, let me haffe ein turn of peing zee one fucking zis time. I dezerffe for vat I'fe peen through.
Charlie: And...can I..suck your tits? Sorry, but I was so into them when I first saw them but I didn't wanna tell you, I figure since we're having a threesome with you tagging along I figure it was the best time to be honest.
Tilda: Vell, zat's new to me, put vadeffer. CHust hobe vu haffe zat berfume I need Hafdervards vu'll poth haffe to die habily togezer!
(Sex scene) https://us.rule34.xxx//samples/3188/sam ... pg?3582350
3: Angel Dust
In the main room...
Tilda: Vu zere, I'll to zee chaze und ask vu apout ein cerdain Hopchect vu may haffe? I'm koing to guess zat vu haffe ein drug berhaps?
Angel Dust: Usually I would, but nah, not now. The damn vending machine's broken so I don't have MY stuff.
Although I have a different kind of drug a while ago, I gave that to my boss. If it's the thing you're looking for, I could take and we could ask politly~
Tilda: CHudging py your looks und your vork ezics, he's chust ein rotden schizead bimp. Put to make zure he does haffe zee drug I need, zen take me to him. NOW!
Angel Dust: Alright damn, you really need it huh? How hard have you fallen toots?
Tilda: It's not like zat!
Angel Dust: Either way, I'm certain Mista Valentino would like you quite well. Seeing you, he'd blow his load in a second, and you might make even him millions. Not more than me but still.
Tilda: Nein vay in zis red schit-hole! CHust take me to him und don't ko giffing me zome fucking dizeaze or zoemzing.
At the pimp's office...
Valentino
Valentino: Well damn Angel, where'd you find this huge-titted beauty? She's probably hotter than any of my average sluts. Lady, with your body you could be a "huge" star here!
Angel Dust: Hey! Don't forget about best worker here!
Valentino: Oh don't get jelous Angel baby, I'd never get rid of you even with this skank around in my studio.
Tilda: Lisden vu, I'm not here to zign up for your born puziness! (not zat I'fe Halready done zo pefore) Your vorker here zaid vu had ein cerdain drug I need zo cut zee schit und giffe it to me!
Valentino: Calm your tits bitch, even I don't get what I want without having to earn it. I have a proposition for you, as I said before, your body is rich and so will I when you do this one favor. And this goes for you Angel, I'm hoping you'll push aside your preferences just this once.
Because I want the two of you to star in a porno!
Angel and Tilda: What?!
Valentino: Don't worry Angel, I'm feeling generous today so I only ask this one time. The two of you in this one vid would make this studio history! As for you toots, you'll get your fix for this one vid, though I'll be sad to not have you for any more. That would really bring in the big bucks. So what do you say fellas?
Tilda: Vy sdop now? If zis's vat I haffe to do to get Hanyzing around here, zen let's get zis offer vith! (I'm schtarding to not mind as much now)
Valentino: And how bout you Angel baby? You in for this vid?
Angel Dust: Ugh...Fine. But I better get paid extra for this! You know the deal for me having straight sex.
Valentino: I do Angel, always. Let me get the cameras and we'll get started...
(Sex scene)
https://us.rule34.xxx//samples/2631/sam ... pg?2923574
3: Alastor
In the main room...
Tilda: Alright, zat's three dovn. Zee drink, berfume, und zee drug. Now vo has zee sdaff? I'fe checked Hefferyvere in zis damn puilting.
??? I may have what you're looking for missy.
Tilda: Und vo zaid zat? Come out now!
And a tall red tuxedo-wearing figure appears from red smoke
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Alastor: Greetings old friend! You may recognize me a little bit from when you first arrived here. Though after what I did to you, eeeh not so dearly.
Tilda: Und vu're right! Vu're zee one vo nearly killed me days ako! Vo're vu und vy did vu attack pefore? Tell me or I'll make zis blace redder zan effer pefore!
Alastor: Now hold on missy, I don't wanna make you end up like before. Unless you put down that gun you have there, my lips are as sealed as the gates for your escape!
I overheard Charlie telling you about certain objects to find for her daddy-o so you can crawl out of this sin-filled dump to go kill some demons up above on your plane, and as I said before, I have what you're looking for and I wanna help your goal!
Tilda: Help me? Vy? Vu nearly killed me, und I'm getding ein conman fipe from vu, zo I'm not giffing vu mein full trust yet.
Alastor: Well, first of all, you were killing a bunch of demons yourself so I butted in to calm down your holy rage. And second, for ENTERTAINMENT!
Facing you the first time was a great performance! Your spirit, your resistance, and although you fainted, you survived the battle, which is something that not many can boast.
You seem worthy enough to achieve your goal, and for that, I shall give the object on you'll need to complete it! For a cost a course...
Tilda: I zink I know vat it is. Let's chust get one vith it zen, unless vu vant zomezing elze zis time?
Alastor: Nope you were right the first time, as you said before, I do make deals and sometimes cons! But you milady get a full time (and body) deal for impressing me by your fighting skills! So one magic in exchange for one sexy good time, is it a deal?
Tilda: I'fe come all zis vay und I'm not schtobing now! I vill get out of here und zaffe mein vorld effen if I haffe to fuck zee king himzelf, zo deal!
(Sex Scene) https://us.rule34.xxx//samples/4020/sam ... pg?4562569
(Last scene)
(Tilda meets up with Charlie)
Tilda: Alright Charlie, I'fe kot all zee Hopchects I'll need for your fazer, now vere do I ko to giffe zem to him?
Charlie: Great! My father lives in a large palace at the end of the city, I should come with you to deal with the guards.
I would take you with my limo, but it got busted. So we're gonna have to take a taxi there, hopefully they're willing to do so.
Tilda: I schtill don't get vy vu, ein demon, are peing zo nice. Vy're vu helbing me escabe zis blace to zaffe mine py killing your kind?
Charlie: Because I don't want you to lose your home because of us, and seeing how you determined are at achieving your goal, I'm willing to help you any way I can! And I hope you take that to heart when you get back.
Tilda: Huh, vell zen, I might. Now let's ko confront your dad to get me out of zis schit-hole, mein beople need me!
Charlie: Right behind you!
To be continued...
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