Xmas Payrise: How Baka Saved Christmas
Posted: Fri Aug 02, 2024 7:37 am
OPENING
Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the skies were black, a lady flew through the air, not sure if she'd make it back!
Mrs. Claus is flying on her sleigh through a turbulent storm https://freeimage.host/i/1.dAN1asf
Mrs Claus: Oh, no no no no no! I can't see a thing! HQ, can you hear me?! I'm going down! I repeat: I'm going DOWN!
Narrator: The elements had bested her, and she was coming down hard! She ended up nosediving in a young man's yard!
She crash lands in someone's yard https://freeimage.host/i/2.dAN1AOX
Mrs. Claus: Oh... my back! I'm still in one piece, I think. For goodness the snow cushioned the landing... not to mention these airbags in the front. Ah, fuck, the sleigh is wrecked! And I just finished paying it off! How am I going tp deliver these presents now?!
She stands up and looks in the window https://freeimage.host/i/3.dAN1KDg
Mrs. Claus: Goodness, what a lovely tree! Whoever has this much festive spirit is sure to be a good boy or girl who'll help me fix my sleigh!
Inside https://freeimage.host/i/4.dAN12HP
Mrs. Claus: Ho, ho, ho, young man! It is I, the one and onluy Mrs. Claus! The giver of joy! The courier of cheer! And-
Baka: And a terrible driver! What the hell was that, lady?!
Mrs. Claus: Oh *ahem* yes, um... you see, I ran into a little turbulence and... well, I don't need to tell you what happened next.
Baka: Women drivers...
Mrs. Claus: But young man, I'm in dire need of assistance in this dark hour of peril! If that sleigh isn't operational as soon as possible, all the good boys and girls will go empty-handed!
Baka: OK... I care why?
Mrs. Claus: B-because! They'll be heartbroken!
Baka: And?
Mrs. Claus: ...
Baka: ...
Mrs. Claus: OK, I guess I'll have to give you some incentive. This house actually wasn't on my radar. Maybe you've been a little naughty but I'm sure we can overlook it if you lend a hand!
She pulls out the Naughty List https://freeimage.host/i/5.dAN1GJS
Mrs. Claus: Now, let's see... Baka! Well, I'm sure that... *she becomes shocked* oh my god... OH MY GOD!
Baka: What?
Mrs. Claus: This is just- KID, ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?! The things on here! And is this... YOUR MO-
Baka: Adadadada! I don't need to hear your lectures when you barged into my house uninvited!
Mrs. Claus: *deep breath* Right... Even if there's enough naughty deeds here to write a whole book, it also says you're quite handy. It says... YOU BUILT A TIME MACHINE?!
Baka: Yeah.
Mrs. Claus: HOW?!
Baka: I don't know. I just kept bruteforcing it until it worked.
Mrs. Claus: And... wait a minute... you know Diva Mizuki?!
Baka: Hell yeah, that's my main squeeze!
Mrs. Claus: ...you?
Baka: Who else could tame such a goddess?
Mrs. Claus: I met her back when I was vacationing in the Bahamas. Man, that was great! So, look. How about this? How about since I'm "acquainted with her" you do me a favor and help fix my sleigh?
Baka: Nice try! Everyone and their mom says they know her! You ain't fooling me!
Mrs. Claus: Trust me, I'm way beyond knowing her... but I guess I have to bend the rules a little bit: if you fix my sleigh, I'll wipe your record clean!
Baka: Hmm...
Mrs. Claus: A-and I'll throw in an extra special present! Just for you!
Baka: *sigh* FINE. But it better be good!
Mrs. Claus: Oh, it'll be the best present of your life, dear!
Baka works on the sleigh https://freeimage.host/i/6.dAN1Wbe
Baka: This better be good, I swear to god. DONE!
Mrs. Claus: Good boy! Now, come get your special present!
Baka walks back in to find his present https://freeimage.host/i/7.dAN1wsj
Baka: IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
SEX SCENE 1A: ORAL
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STOP
Baka: Alright, you festive floozy, here's a nice big candy cane for you!
Mrs. Claus: You really ARE naughty!
EASY
Baka: Fuck... it's so wet and warm! How'd a sweet old lady like you learn to suck cock like this?!
Mrs. Claus: Mhmhmhmhm...
MEDIUM
Baka: Oh yeah! Take this monolith of meat down your gullet!
Mrs. Claus: GLUK! GLUK! GLUK!
HARD
Mrs. Claus: GLUK GLUK GLUK MPH!
Baka: Hahaha! How ironic that the arbiter of the holidays is the naughtiest slut of all!
SEX SCENE 1B: RIMMING
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EASY
Baka: Yes! YES! Feast upon my ass like a plate of cookies, you slut!
Mrs. Claus: Mmm... it's nice to be naughty sometimes!
MEDIUM
Baka: We HAVE to get you in the studio with this tonguepunching skills!
Mrs. Claus: Ha ha ha... well maybe during the summer....
HARD
Baka: Such a splendid slobbering slut! I bet all the elves work extra hard just so they can be rewarded with a piece of your fine ass!
Mrs. Claus: You... *SLURP* have no idea!
CUM (ORAL)
Baka: Oh, shit, here comes the first load, bitch!
Mrs. Claus: MMPH! AUGH! GLUK!
(CUM)
Baka: I think I can get a lot more mileage out of this present!
SEX SCENE 2: TITJOB
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STOP
Mrs. Claus: Hm hm... you look pretty cute down there!
Baka: And you look like a pretty huge whore up there!
Mrs. Claus: So naughty!
EASY
Baka: Ahhh... these tits are as soft and pillowy as a field of snow!
Mrs. Claus: Mmm... you like it, huh?
MEDIUM
Mrs. Claus: You remind me a lot of an elf I know called Sparky.
Baka: Oh yeah? How?
Mrs. Claus: You're both hung little freaks!
HARD
Baka: Does it taste good, you magical old MILF?
Mrs. Claus: Not really but fuck, it's hot!
CUM
Baka: I'm thinking of a...
(CUM)
Baka: WHITE CHRISTMAS!
SEX SCENE 3: VAGINAL
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STOP
Mrs. Claus: I must say, I do admire your creativity, boy.
Baka: Heh! You want to see creative, you should watch my movies! Look up Latex Fiend
Mrs. Claus: Hmm... might be a pleasurable viewing experience...
Baka: Now here comes some REAL pleasure!
EASY
Mrs. Claus: Fuuuuck... I needed this!
Baka: Nick not doing it for ya, huh?
Mrs. Claus: Lazy bastard can't even get it up?
Baka: Sucks for him, cuz we're getting DOWN AND DIRTY!
MEDIUM
Baka: Yeah?! This the cock you wanted?!
Mrs. Claus: Oh, fuck yeah, baby! Don't stop!
Baka: Why the hell would I do that?!
Mrs. Claus: I don't know, just keep fucking me!
HARD
Baka: So wet! So tight! So perfect! The fact you hide away in the North Pole is a crime!
Mrs. Claus: I... have a duty!
Baka: You have a duty to take this North Pole!
Mrs. Claus: AH!
CUM
Baka: You can come down my chimeny anytime... and NOW I'M COMING DOWN YOURS!
Mrs. Claus: Give Mrs. Claus her gift, boy!
(CUM)
SEX SCENE 4: ANAL
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STOP
Baka: You didn't think I'd let you go without a proper buttpounding, did you?
Mrs. Claus: I'd be disappointed if you didn't!
Baka: DAMN, BITCH! How'd someone naughty as you end up in Lapland?
Mrs. Claus: You know, just because I have a crazy sex drive doesn't mean I'm not fit to to do my job.
Baka: Whatever, not important! What is important is me giving you the colon crushing of your life!
EASY
Mrs. Claus: Ooh... that's a perfect fit!
Baka: Every asshole is for my skeleton key cock! It's the best in the world!
Mrs. Claus: I... HAH! Won't argue!
MEDIUM
Baka: Ha ha! I'm riding you like you a reindeer! Now you know how Rudolph feels!
Mrs. Claus: Yes! Rut me like an animal, you tiny stud!
HARD
Baka: TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Mrs. Claus: OH MY GOD, I'M FUCKING CUMMING!
Baka: ME TOO!
CUM
Baka: I'M GONNA FILL YOUR TIGHT STOCKING!
Mrs. Claus: DO IT! DO IT!!!!
(CUM)
Baka: That was the best present ever!
Baka sees Mrs. Claus off https://freeimage.host/i/13.dANE9Xs
Baka: Until we meet again, Mrs. Claus! Try not to crash this time!
Mrs. Claus: Cheeky little bastard! And I can assure you you won't have to wait another year to see me again! Tell Mizuki to come over next time!
Baka: Can do!
Narrator: And so Mrs. Claus was back in the sky, all thanks to the help of this perverted little guy! She flies through the sky of snow and ice, she felt so naughty but it felt so nice!
THE END
Thank you if you read all the way to the end. I worked on this on and off for a few days on HS2. Some assests were missing, so I had to make do. The alternate angles were provided in case the creators want to adapt this so they have some angles and references to go on.
Narrator: 'Twas the night before Christmas, and the skies were black, a lady flew through the air, not sure if she'd make it back!
Mrs. Claus is flying on her sleigh through a turbulent storm https://freeimage.host/i/1.dAN1asf
Mrs Claus: Oh, no no no no no! I can't see a thing! HQ, can you hear me?! I'm going down! I repeat: I'm going DOWN!
Narrator: The elements had bested her, and she was coming down hard! She ended up nosediving in a young man's yard!
She crash lands in someone's yard https://freeimage.host/i/2.dAN1AOX
Mrs. Claus: Oh... my back! I'm still in one piece, I think. For goodness the snow cushioned the landing... not to mention these airbags in the front. Ah, fuck, the sleigh is wrecked! And I just finished paying it off! How am I going tp deliver these presents now?!
She stands up and looks in the window https://freeimage.host/i/3.dAN1KDg
Mrs. Claus: Goodness, what a lovely tree! Whoever has this much festive spirit is sure to be a good boy or girl who'll help me fix my sleigh!
Inside https://freeimage.host/i/4.dAN12HP
Mrs. Claus: Ho, ho, ho, young man! It is I, the one and onluy Mrs. Claus! The giver of joy! The courier of cheer! And-
Baka: And a terrible driver! What the hell was that, lady?!
Mrs. Claus: Oh *ahem* yes, um... you see, I ran into a little turbulence and... well, I don't need to tell you what happened next.
Baka: Women drivers...
Mrs. Claus: But young man, I'm in dire need of assistance in this dark hour of peril! If that sleigh isn't operational as soon as possible, all the good boys and girls will go empty-handed!
Baka: OK... I care why?
Mrs. Claus: B-because! They'll be heartbroken!
Baka: And?
Mrs. Claus: ...
Baka: ...
Mrs. Claus: OK, I guess I'll have to give you some incentive. This house actually wasn't on my radar. Maybe you've been a little naughty but I'm sure we can overlook it if you lend a hand!
She pulls out the Naughty List https://freeimage.host/i/5.dAN1GJS
Mrs. Claus: Now, let's see... Baka! Well, I'm sure that... *she becomes shocked* oh my god... OH MY GOD!
Baka: What?
Mrs. Claus: This is just- KID, ARE YOU FUCKING FOR REAL RIGHT NOW?! The things on here! And is this... YOUR MO-
Baka: Adadadada! I don't need to hear your lectures when you barged into my house uninvited!
Mrs. Claus: *deep breath* Right... Even if there's enough naughty deeds here to write a whole book, it also says you're quite handy. It says... YOU BUILT A TIME MACHINE?!
Baka: Yeah.
Mrs. Claus: HOW?!
Baka: I don't know. I just kept bruteforcing it until it worked.
Mrs. Claus: And... wait a minute... you know Diva Mizuki?!
Baka: Hell yeah, that's my main squeeze!
Mrs. Claus: ...you?
Baka: Who else could tame such a goddess?
Mrs. Claus: I met her back when I was vacationing in the Bahamas. Man, that was great! So, look. How about this? How about since I'm "acquainted with her" you do me a favor and help fix my sleigh?
Baka: Nice try! Everyone and their mom says they know her! You ain't fooling me!
Mrs. Claus: Trust me, I'm way beyond knowing her... but I guess I have to bend the rules a little bit: if you fix my sleigh, I'll wipe your record clean!
Baka: Hmm...
Mrs. Claus: A-and I'll throw in an extra special present! Just for you!
Baka: *sigh* FINE. But it better be good!
Mrs. Claus: Oh, it'll be the best present of your life, dear!
Baka works on the sleigh https://freeimage.host/i/6.dAN1Wbe
Baka: This better be good, I swear to god. DONE!
Mrs. Claus: Good boy! Now, come get your special present!
Baka walks back in to find his present https://freeimage.host/i/7.dAN1wsj
Baka: IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
SEX SCENE 1A: ORAL
https://freeimage.host/i/8.dAN1kgV
https://freeimage.host/i/8alt.dAN1S5P
STOP
Baka: Alright, you festive floozy, here's a nice big candy cane for you!
Mrs. Claus: You really ARE naughty!
EASY
Baka: Fuck... it's so wet and warm! How'd a sweet old lady like you learn to suck cock like this?!
Mrs. Claus: Mhmhmhmhm...
MEDIUM
Baka: Oh yeah! Take this monolith of meat down your gullet!
Mrs. Claus: GLUK! GLUK! GLUK!
HARD
Mrs. Claus: GLUK GLUK GLUK MPH!
Baka: Hahaha! How ironic that the arbiter of the holidays is the naughtiest slut of all!
SEX SCENE 1B: RIMMING
https://freeimage.host/i/9.dAN14zg
https://freeimage.host/i/9alt.dAN16Xa
EASY
Baka: Yes! YES! Feast upon my ass like a plate of cookies, you slut!
Mrs. Claus: Mmm... it's nice to be naughty sometimes!
MEDIUM
Baka: We HAVE to get you in the studio with this tonguepunching skills!
Mrs. Claus: Ha ha ha... well maybe during the summer....
HARD
Baka: Such a splendid slobbering slut! I bet all the elves work extra hard just so they can be rewarded with a piece of your fine ass!
Mrs. Claus: You... *SLURP* have no idea!
CUM (ORAL)
Baka: Oh, shit, here comes the first load, bitch!
Mrs. Claus: MMPH! AUGH! GLUK!
(CUM)
Baka: I think I can get a lot more mileage out of this present!
SEX SCENE 2: TITJOB
https://freeimage.host/i/10.dAN1sqv
STOP
Mrs. Claus: Hm hm... you look pretty cute down there!
Baka: And you look like a pretty huge whore up there!
Mrs. Claus: So naughty!
EASY
Baka: Ahhh... these tits are as soft and pillowy as a field of snow!
Mrs. Claus: Mmm... you like it, huh?
MEDIUM
Mrs. Claus: You remind me a lot of an elf I know called Sparky.
Baka: Oh yeah? How?
Mrs. Claus: You're both hung little freaks!
HARD
Baka: Does it taste good, you magical old MILF?
Mrs. Claus: Not really but fuck, it's hot!
CUM
Baka: I'm thinking of a...
(CUM)
Baka: WHITE CHRISTMAS!
SEX SCENE 3: VAGINAL
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STOP
Mrs. Claus: I must say, I do admire your creativity, boy.
Baka: Heh! You want to see creative, you should watch my movies! Look up Latex Fiend
Mrs. Claus: Hmm... might be a pleasurable viewing experience...
Baka: Now here comes some REAL pleasure!
EASY
Mrs. Claus: Fuuuuck... I needed this!
Baka: Nick not doing it for ya, huh?
Mrs. Claus: Lazy bastard can't even get it up?
Baka: Sucks for him, cuz we're getting DOWN AND DIRTY!
MEDIUM
Baka: Yeah?! This the cock you wanted?!
Mrs. Claus: Oh, fuck yeah, baby! Don't stop!
Baka: Why the hell would I do that?!
Mrs. Claus: I don't know, just keep fucking me!
HARD
Baka: So wet! So tight! So perfect! The fact you hide away in the North Pole is a crime!
Mrs. Claus: I... have a duty!
Baka: You have a duty to take this North Pole!
Mrs. Claus: AH!
CUM
Baka: You can come down my chimeny anytime... and NOW I'M COMING DOWN YOURS!
Mrs. Claus: Give Mrs. Claus her gift, boy!
(CUM)
SEX SCENE 4: ANAL
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https://freeimage.host/i/12alt.dAN1yIn
STOP
Baka: You didn't think I'd let you go without a proper buttpounding, did you?
Mrs. Claus: I'd be disappointed if you didn't!
Baka: DAMN, BITCH! How'd someone naughty as you end up in Lapland?
Mrs. Claus: You know, just because I have a crazy sex drive doesn't mean I'm not fit to to do my job.
Baka: Whatever, not important! What is important is me giving you the colon crushing of your life!
EASY
Mrs. Claus: Ooh... that's a perfect fit!
Baka: Every asshole is for my skeleton key cock! It's the best in the world!
Mrs. Claus: I... HAH! Won't argue!
MEDIUM
Baka: Ha ha! I'm riding you like you a reindeer! Now you know how Rudolph feels!
Mrs. Claus: Yes! Rut me like an animal, you tiny stud!
HARD
Baka: TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE IT!
Mrs. Claus: OH MY GOD, I'M FUCKING CUMMING!
Baka: ME TOO!
CUM
Baka: I'M GONNA FILL YOUR TIGHT STOCKING!
Mrs. Claus: DO IT! DO IT!!!!
(CUM)
Baka: That was the best present ever!
Baka sees Mrs. Claus off https://freeimage.host/i/13.dANE9Xs
Baka: Until we meet again, Mrs. Claus! Try not to crash this time!
Mrs. Claus: Cheeky little bastard! And I can assure you you won't have to wait another year to see me again! Tell Mizuki to come over next time!
Baka: Can do!
Narrator: And so Mrs. Claus was back in the sky, all thanks to the help of this perverted little guy! She flies through the sky of snow and ice, she felt so naughty but it felt so nice!
THE END
Thank you if you read all the way to the end. I worked on this on and off for a few days on HS2. Some assests were missing, so I had to make do. The alternate angles were provided in case the creators want to adapt this so they have some angles and references to go on.