So I guess Kosmos needed an idea with Tilda and Christmas. Guess i'll throw my hat into the ring with this idea.
Since the beginning, the christmas season was born due to the birth of the One. As a newly born baby, the One was greeted by Three Kings that gifted the young boy 3 presents. This tradition in giving lead to what we know as Christmas, others see it as Three Kings Day in January. Both have the same meaning and ideal in giving.
After their death, the Three Kings decided that every 1000 years, they should come down to Earth to test the purness of mortals and their willingness the give. While some may be willing to test their genorsity, this world may see it otherwise.
*A tall moutain with a temple inside is shown to have three statutes*
*The three statues start to glow and break as the Three Kings emerge from their 1000 year slumber*
The Three Kings: https://www.google.com/search?q=the+thr ... 4n71vxi-nM
Casp(the King with the white hair): Has it been 1000 years already. It feels like yesterday we were testing the mortals.
Melch(the black king): Well we do slumber to not feel the time pass, so i'll gladly take that then waiting aimlessly around.
Balth(the red king): Ok boys, chit chat is over, lets get this show on the road!
*All three kings tap their staffs on the ground and a bright light is created before them*
*Three figures stand before them, Tilda, Mrs.Claus and Officer Juggs*
Tilda: Vat zee hell is zis?! Vere am I?
Mrs.Claus: Um Sparky? Is this one of your tricks again?
Officer Juggs: What the fuck?! You the fuck are you clowns?!
Melch: Evening ladies and Happy Nativity!
Balth: You have been gathered for a great task at hand, a task that mere mortals depend your success on.
Tilda: Und vat zat may pe?
Casp: A test of giving, compassion and love to each other.
Mrs.Claus: That isn't so bad, I mean what kind of test do you want us to do?
Melch: Well every 1000 years we sleep until we are awoken to test mortals, specifically the female kind.....
Officer Juggs: Oh here we go again with this perverted nonsense....
Balth: We tend to pick out the most busty females to see if they are willing to give us some holes to 'fill' up.
Casp: And you three are the mortals to be tested!
Officer Juggs: Okay. One: I had enough with this horeshit pervert nonsense, send me home and it won't consider putting a bullet in you. Two: Let these two weird bimbos do it for you instead, with the way they look, they seem to be coming out of some slutty Christmas party.
Tilda and Mrs.Claus: Hey!
Mrs.Claus: Who are you calling a bimbo you mega titted bitch. What kind of cop dresses like that anyways?
Officer Juggs: The one that isn't 80 years old dressing up as a clown hanging around with some whore from Europe!
Tilda: At least i'm not zome dirty American!
Mrs.Claus: Hey bitch! I take offense to that!
Melch: Ladies, Ladies calm down and take a deep breath. I know this may seem stressful but that is why we are here.
Balth: To relive all of our stress from the holidays, we need to fuck your brains out to keep the world balanced.
Tilda: Vat if ve refuze?
Casp: Well, eternal apoclyse for humanity on Earth.
*All three women are shocked*
Melch: Well what are you girls waiting for, these cocks are not gonna cum on their own!
Sex Scene 1: Balth with Tilda https://www.google.com/search?q=rough+a ... 31aAPMWVAM
Sex Scene 2: Melch with Mrs.Claus
https://www.google.com/search?q=rough+p ... _uXpH8wyDM
Sex Scene 3: Casp with Officer Juggs
https://www.google.com/search?q=rough+t ... bDHTETMwRM
Casp: Well that was amazing!
Melch: I can't believe I fucked the one and only Mrs.Claus!
Balth: That was beautiful ladies, you have passed out test and humanity thanks you for your service.
Tilda: Vas zee vorld really in danger or did ve chust fuck vu guys for nozing?
Casp: Well if we are being honest.....
Officer Juggs: I fucking knew it.....
Mrs.Claus: Honestly, I had fun.
Balth: Well ladies we are off on our 1000 year slumber, we'll see what's humanity is capable of in the next century!
Melch: Bye you beautiful sluts!
Officer Juggs: Wait, are you really Mrs.Claus?
Mrs.Claus: The one and only.
Tilda: Holy schit.....
The End
