It's been a while since I made a sex match post since the "Officer Juggs vs Imps" one. I stopped doing them because I thought people wouldn't have much interest in the "Pick your match-up" type post, I just wanted to make this post because I'm bored and had this idea of this match-up! This'll probably be the last one since I guess people don't seem to have THAT much interest in these idea.
I thought of idea of sex matches, and to have MNF Characters face off to see who be on top ; ) (SPOILER ALERT FOR THE GAMES) So I thought of an Idea of two of the biggest and monstrous female characters,
the Giant Grey female from Amazon Island 3!
And Griselda the Gifted from Kingdom Fables!
(Again, I couldn't really find any perfect pictures for the characters, sort of.)
Let's go through their strengths and weaknesses,
The Grey lady's strengths:
That big lady is quite tall, towering regular sized men and women (my guess is that she's 7'2 or higher) and she has a high amount a strength in her, causing earthquakes around her with both of her fists and to brutally harm her enemies.
She also has a HUGE selection of tits (might be the biggest in MNF) with big nipple rings on them, being able to cover almost half the human body with them, putting that along with large thighs that may also be the biggest ones in the MNF games.
Weaknesses:
The Big Grey Lady isn't invincible, being shown vulnerable because of lack of protection on her body. So she may be easy to be wounded unless she has super tough skin.
Griselda the Gifted's Strengths:
The leader of the forest orcs Griselda is quite muscular tall as well, she also towers regular sized men and women (my guess is that she's also 7'2 or higher) and she also has a high amount a strength in her, but unlike the Grey Amazon, she actually has clothes/protection and a weapon being a mace to make her a true opponent in battle! But like the Grey Amazon, she also has a HUGE selection of tits and thighs (That's why she's called "The Gifted" though not shown to be BIGGER than the Amazon's so far...)
Weaknesses:
Though Griselda DOES have protection, it's not enough to fully protect her from harm as only has it on her breasts. And she can become horny whenever someone compliments her breasts or when she see a big dick. Besides those, so far I guess she's has the same weakness as the Amazon I guess. (We haven't seen her in action much).
So with all the strengths and weaknesses shown of the two characters,
who would win in a Sex Battle?
Griselda the Gifted or The Giant Grey Amazon?
Vote here: https://www.strawpoll.me/20825744 or comment below!
And if BigK7o8 sees this, I hope he'll make a script for how this'll go down like with the Bumble one. I really like those!
Who would win? Grey Amazon Giant female from Amazon Island 3 vs Griselda the Gifted?
I actually like this idea and would like to see more of anything. In my opinion, I do think Griselda would win this fight due to her warrior lifestyle and combat experience. While the Amazon is strong, she is just that and is just big. On the other hand, seeing these two give a titfuck or just suffocate somebody with their massive tits would be amazing to see
You want a script? Here's your script!
If it seems a little rough that's because I kind of rushed it while I was doing a third dialogue fix for Plane Fellow I've also been finishing up some missions I never did in Witcher 3, so I decided to include "the bitcher" character in this just for fun, and also because the only other sex scenarios I could think of were lesbian and magic futa, and neither of those scenarios really appealed to me...
I really, really, don't expect this to get made, and I'm not trying to get it made, this is strictly an exercise in fun! But I still want to give credit to Dwayne for Griselda from Kingdom Fables, and coming up with the first "bitcher" game. I still have no idea who created the grey amazon, but credit to them as well!
The Bitcher 2: Wild Cunts
Characters-
Whorald, the Bitcher
Griselda the Gifted
Giant Grey Amazon
Opening:
Whorald is riding his faithful horse through a wooded countryside.
“Hrmmm…”
“Wind’s howling….”
“Wait, that’s not the wind….”
Whorald rushed into a wrecked village.
“What’s going on here?”
A drunken bum: “Ay, bitcher, praise the gods! We need a man of your talent. Two she-beasts tore through here and destroyed our homes. You must stop them!
“Do you have any coin?”
Drunken bum: “We are but meager, god fearing people, living meager lives. We have nary a piece of gold between all of us.”
Whorald: “….fuck…”
Griselda the Gifted and the Grey Amazon are fighting in a clearing. Whorald approaches cautiously.
“Hrm…”
“I’ve got to use the element of surprise here…”
“But it would be a shame to slay she-beasts with such magnificent udders….”
“They seem intelligent. Maybe I can use my bitcher powers to calm them down, get them to talk to each other…”
Mini-Game- You must cast a powerful spell to stop the battle between these two buxom beauties, but it takes time for your magic to grow! Avoid the chaos and destruction caused by Griselda and the Amazon’s fight while your powers grow!
Stage 1: Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge. Griselda and the Grey amazon are both wearing modest armor and wielding weapons- Griselda with a sword and the amazon with a wooden club. The bitcher has to dodge their attacks. If he makes it through the fight without getting squashed, the women drop their weapons.
Stage 2: Dodge those bitches again! Avoid the rampaging she-beasts long enough to build up your magic, and their armor disappears.
Stage 3: Almost there! Dodge them long enough again and the fight ends with both women exhausted! But who would win? As surprising as it may sound- the grey amazon! With their weapons and armor gone, the sheer weight of the grey amazon overwhelms Griselda, and the fight ends up with the exhausted amazon seated atop Griselda, like so-
(I had to figure out a way to get rid of the weapons and armor because otherwise Griselda would have demolished the grey amazon, no two ways about it)
Whorald approaches the defeated and exhausted women
Bitcher: “What’s the meaning of this?”
Amazon: “She was trying to steal my baby!
Griselda: “This cow woman lies! I was sent on a scouting mission by my liege lord!”
Amazon: “She was spying on my baby!”
Griselda: “We heard tale of a half orc and half yeti child born to your tribe, such a powerful creature must be studied!”
Bitcher: “A half orc half yeti child would be incredibly powerful. Does such a child exist?”
Amazon: “No! The father of my baby was a lying scoundrel, a midget! And he has abandoned us both. The child is but a small pink thing, worthless in a fight.
Bitcher: “Isn’t it half orc?”
Amazon: “I’m not an orc, I’m just big boned!”
Bitcher: “Hrm… so this was all just a big misunderstanding and you’re going to stop fighting now?”
Amazon and Griselda: “Of course!”
Bitcher: “That’s nice…. But I really don’t care. I was just keeping you stupid sluts talking long enough for my magic to grow even more!”
Griselda: “Oh, no, as orcs, we’re incredibly weak to magic!
Amazon: “I told you I’m not an orc! I’m just… thick!
Bitcher: “It doesn’t matter if you’re orc or human, this complicated spell should turn both of you into raving sex fiends!”
Sex Scene 1- Double tit-fuck
Easy:
Bitcher: “This is a reward better than gold!
Griselda: “I can’t stop myself- but I have to admit, I love when my big breasts are fondled!”
Amazon: “No, I love it when my GIANT breasts are fondled!”
Medium:
Bitcher: “Please, ladies, there’s enough of me to go around…
Griselda: “I’m going to milk your cock dry!
Amazon: “Not if I milk him dry first!”
Hard:
Bitcher: “I’m almost there! Who wants it more!?!
Griselda: “Cum for me bitcher! Smother my breasts with your seed!
Amazon: “Don’t waste your sperm on her puny orc breasts, cover my massive Amazonian milkers!”
The bitcher cums on them both, because he’s fair like that.
Amazon: “I can feel your spell waning, bitcher!”
Griselda: “As can I! It seems when you released your seed, your spell was broken!”
Amazon: “What do you say we team up and take this puny man out!”
Griselda: “That sounds like a fantastic plan!”
Bitcher: “That does sound like a good plan. And I definitely couldn’t take the two of you in a fight- or cast another spell. But I don’t need to! While you were busy servicing me I sent out a raven to my home- Kaer Whoren! And a whole school of bitchers are about to descend on this valley!
Sex Scene 2: Gangbang!
Easy
Medium
Hard
Griselda- “By the crown! It has been many moons since I have experienced such pleasure!
Amazon- “Bitchers are sterile, right? I really don’t want to get pregnant again!”
Whorald- Yes, girls. We’re sterile. And you’re free to go now. But before you go, we have one last present for you…
Both girls get annihilated with cum by all of the bitchers, the kingdom is saved!
If it seems a little rough that's because I kind of rushed it while I was doing a third dialogue fix for Plane Fellow I've also been finishing up some missions I never did in Witcher 3, so I decided to include "the bitcher" character in this just for fun, and also because the only other sex scenarios I could think of were lesbian and magic futa, and neither of those scenarios really appealed to me...
I really, really, don't expect this to get made, and I'm not trying to get it made, this is strictly an exercise in fun! But I still want to give credit to Dwayne for Griselda from Kingdom Fables, and coming up with the first "bitcher" game. I still have no idea who created the grey amazon, but credit to them as well!
The Bitcher 2: Wild Cunts
Characters-
Whorald, the Bitcher
Griselda the Gifted
Giant Grey Amazon
Opening:
Whorald is riding his faithful horse through a wooded countryside.
“Hrmmm…”
“Wind’s howling….”
“Wait, that’s not the wind….”
Whorald rushed into a wrecked village.
“What’s going on here?”
A drunken bum: “Ay, bitcher, praise the gods! We need a man of your talent. Two she-beasts tore through here and destroyed our homes. You must stop them!
“Do you have any coin?”
Drunken bum: “We are but meager, god fearing people, living meager lives. We have nary a piece of gold between all of us.”
Whorald: “….fuck…”
Griselda the Gifted and the Grey Amazon are fighting in a clearing. Whorald approaches cautiously.
“Hrm…”
“I’ve got to use the element of surprise here…”
“But it would be a shame to slay she-beasts with such magnificent udders….”
“They seem intelligent. Maybe I can use my bitcher powers to calm them down, get them to talk to each other…”
Mini-Game- You must cast a powerful spell to stop the battle between these two buxom beauties, but it takes time for your magic to grow! Avoid the chaos and destruction caused by Griselda and the Amazon’s fight while your powers grow!
Stage 1: Dodge, dip, dive, duck, and dodge. Griselda and the Grey amazon are both wearing modest armor and wielding weapons- Griselda with a sword and the amazon with a wooden club. The bitcher has to dodge their attacks. If he makes it through the fight without getting squashed, the women drop their weapons.
Stage 2: Dodge those bitches again! Avoid the rampaging she-beasts long enough to build up your magic, and their armor disappears.
Stage 3: Almost there! Dodge them long enough again and the fight ends with both women exhausted! But who would win? As surprising as it may sound- the grey amazon! With their weapons and armor gone, the sheer weight of the grey amazon overwhelms Griselda, and the fight ends up with the exhausted amazon seated atop Griselda, like so-
(I had to figure out a way to get rid of the weapons and armor because otherwise Griselda would have demolished the grey amazon, no two ways about it)
Whorald approaches the defeated and exhausted women
Bitcher: “What’s the meaning of this?”
Amazon: “She was trying to steal my baby!
Griselda: “This cow woman lies! I was sent on a scouting mission by my liege lord!”
Amazon: “She was spying on my baby!”
Griselda: “We heard tale of a half orc and half yeti child born to your tribe, such a powerful creature must be studied!”
Bitcher: “A half orc half yeti child would be incredibly powerful. Does such a child exist?”
Amazon: “No! The father of my baby was a lying scoundrel, a midget! And he has abandoned us both. The child is but a small pink thing, worthless in a fight.
Bitcher: “Isn’t it half orc?”
Amazon: “I’m not an orc, I’m just big boned!”
Bitcher: “Hrm… so this was all just a big misunderstanding and you’re going to stop fighting now?”
Amazon and Griselda: “Of course!”
Bitcher: “That’s nice…. But I really don’t care. I was just keeping you stupid sluts talking long enough for my magic to grow even more!”
Griselda: “Oh, no, as orcs, we’re incredibly weak to magic!
Amazon: “I told you I’m not an orc! I’m just… thick!
Bitcher: “It doesn’t matter if you’re orc or human, this complicated spell should turn both of you into raving sex fiends!”
Sex Scene 1- Double tit-fuck
Easy:
Bitcher: “This is a reward better than gold!
Griselda: “I can’t stop myself- but I have to admit, I love when my big breasts are fondled!”
Amazon: “No, I love it when my GIANT breasts are fondled!”
Medium:
Bitcher: “Please, ladies, there’s enough of me to go around…
Griselda: “I’m going to milk your cock dry!
Amazon: “Not if I milk him dry first!”
Hard:
Bitcher: “I’m almost there! Who wants it more!?!
Griselda: “Cum for me bitcher! Smother my breasts with your seed!
Amazon: “Don’t waste your sperm on her puny orc breasts, cover my massive Amazonian milkers!”
The bitcher cums on them both, because he’s fair like that.
Amazon: “I can feel your spell waning, bitcher!”
Griselda: “As can I! It seems when you released your seed, your spell was broken!”
Amazon: “What do you say we team up and take this puny man out!”
Griselda: “That sounds like a fantastic plan!”
Bitcher: “That does sound like a good plan. And I definitely couldn’t take the two of you in a fight- or cast another spell. But I don’t need to! While you were busy servicing me I sent out a raven to my home- Kaer Whoren! And a whole school of bitchers are about to descend on this valley!
Sex Scene 2: Gangbang!
Easy
Medium
Hard
Griselda- “By the crown! It has been many moons since I have experienced such pleasure!
Amazon- “Bitchers are sterile, right? I really don’t want to get pregnant again!”
Whorald- Yes, girls. We’re sterile. And you’re free to go now. But before you go, we have one last present for you…
Both girls get annihilated with cum by all of the bitchers, the kingdom is saved!