I hope you have as much fun reading it as I had writing it!Boobie and Keen: A Barbie Porn Parody
Characters:
Boobie (Barbie)
Keen (ken)
Magic Fairy
Description: Boobie and Ken are dolls who live in a magical place called BoobieLand! Every day is a party and all of their needs are met… well all of their needs except for one.... they have no genitals, so they can’t fuck! Normally the naïve toys aren’t even aware of this, until one day it dawns on Boobie that she needs to get laid! A magical wish might just make that possible!
Intro:
BOOBIELAND
Narrator: Welcome to BOOBIELAND! A magical place where all of the Boobie and Keen dolls live in perfect harmony! They eat, they sleep, they go to the beach, they drive their dream cars and live in their dream houses. Boobie and Ken have a perfect life. In fact, right now they’re having a dance party!
Boobie and Ken are dancing
Boobie: Keen, do you ever think about fucking?
Keen: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. What?!?!?!?
Boobie: You know, a boy puts his thingy into a girl’s ya-know, and it feels really good!
Keen: Boobie! We’re toys! Toys don’t have sex! Except for dildos and buttplugs and pocket pussies, but we’re dolls!
Boobie: I guess, but I have such a huge chest and such a well sculpted backside!
It feels like they’re going to waste!
Keen: Boobie, I don’t even have a thingy and you don’t even have a ya-know. We couldn’t even make whoopie if we wanted to!
Boobie: I don’t want to make whoopie… I want to fuck!
I just wish we could do it, just once!
The fairy from Magic in a Toy Chest Appears
Fairy: Greetings, Boobie and Keen!
I understand you two are in quite the pickle!
Boobie: The problem is he doesn’t even have a pickle!
Keen: Boobie, please don’t talk about my accessories that aren’t included in front of the nice lady!
Boobie: Sorry, Keen. I’m just so horned up!
Fairy: And why wouldn’t you be! You’ve got nothing but plastic from the top down. You don’t even have nipples!
Boobie: Can you give me nipples? I want nipples!
Keen: I would like to see her nipples!
Fairy: I can! And I can give Keen a penis!
Boobie: Oooh I hope it’s a big one!
Keen: Really big. Like, bigger than you're probably thinking right now. Please.
Fairy: Of course!
Let me turn you two into real humans, so you can fuck each other’s brains out!
Ken: But isn’t Boobie like a feminist icon now, if she became human and started fucking like a bimbo wouldn’t that piss a lot of people off?
Fairy: Being sexually liberated is actually kind of feminist, Keen!
Boobie: Stop talking doofus, you’re about to get laid!
The fairy waves her wand and Boobie and Ken become real!
Boobie drops her top
Boobie: I have nipples!!!
Keen releases his dick
Keen: And I have a penis!
Boobie: I can’t wait to put it in my mouth!
Sex Scene 1: Blowjob
Idle:
Keen: Oh wow, that feels incredible!
Boobie: This feels right!
Easy:
Keen: Oh, Boobie, this was such a great idea!
Boobie: *cough* I’m having so much fun sucking your dick, Keen!
Medium:
Keen: Boobie, you’re pretty good at this!
Boobie: *gasp* thanks, I aim to please!
Hard:
Keen: Pressure… building! I can’t hold it much longer!
Boobie: *kaff kaff* Don’t worry, Keen, I can handle it!
Cum:
Keen: Boobie, I’m going to cum all over your huge breasts!
Boobie: That’s what they’re there for!!!!
Sex Scene 2: Pussy Fuck
Idle:
Boobie: Ok, Keen, fuck me right in my pussy!
Keen: You’re so fucking wet!
Easy:
Boobie: OH THAT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD!
Keen: THIS IS INCREDIBLE, BOOBIE!!!!
Medium:
Boobie: Harder, deeper, FASTER!!!
Keen: I NEVER WANT THIS TO END!!!
Hard:
Boobie: OH SHIT, KEEN, I THINK I’M GONNA SQUIRT!!!
Keen: FUCK! I’M GOING TO FILL YOU UP WITH CUM!!!!
Cum:
Boobie: AN ORGASM!!! HOW INCREDIBLE!!!!
Keen: I MUST HAVE UNLOADED A QUART INSIDE YOU!!!!
Sex Scene 3: Anal
Idle:
Boobie: Keen, are you sure that’s supposed to go in there?
Keen: They wouldn’t put a hole there if I wasn’t supposed to stick my dick in it!
Easy:
Boobie: That… hurts… but it… feels good!
Keen: FUCK! THIS HOLE IS SO MUCH TIGHTER THAN THE OTHER ONE! I WON’T LAST LONG!
Medium:
Boobie: OK, BIG BOY, FUCK THAT BUTT!!!!
Keen: YES! THANK THE MAKER WHO GAVE YOU SUCH A BIG FAT RUMP!!!
Hard:
Boobie: OH UNGH UH DON’T STOP! DON’T STOP!!!
Keen: I’M GONNA CUM AGAIN!!!!
Cum:
Boobie: OOOHHHH I LIKED THAT A LOT!!!!
Keen: PHEW!!!! THAT’S A LOT OF FUCKIN’ CUM!!!!
Ending:
Keen: Boobie, that was fun, do you want to go again?
Boobie: I do… but… I want to try something different…
Keen: What do you mean?
Boobie: I want to try a black Keen… or maybe three or four Keens at once…. Or maybe even another Boobie! Does that make sense?
Keen: Yeah! Except I don’t think I would want to be with another Keen…
But I was thinking three or four Boobies at once would be incredible! And maybe there’s a Boobie out there with an even bigger chest than yours… or a bigger butt!
Narrator: And so, Boobie and Keen made their way across Boobieland, fucking and sucking to their hearts content, spending time with other Boobies and Keens of all shapes and sizes. Boobieland became a paradise, filled with busty women and big dicked men who were always down for sex of any kind- just like Meet n Fuck Metropolis!
THE END
. I really like it and would love too see it get made
